Loud enough - The series of episodes

 Episode 1 
Welcome Back to the Circus! 🎪Hey, folks! Your favorite truth-bomber is back! I know you’ve missed my daily dose of reality—sorry, I was swamped with practicals (you know, actual work, unlike some of our leaders who prefer photo ops over progress). But I’m here now, kicking off Episode One of my series, ready to drag India’s “golden era” under Modi ji through the mud where it belongs. Grab your popcorn—this is about to get savage.Crime Rates: The Only Thing Growing Faster Than Ambani’s Guest List“Acche Din” was the promise, right? Turns out, those “good days” are reserved for criminals. Riots are popping off like firecrackers, rape cases are piling up faster than you can say “Beti Bachao,” and mob lynchings? Basically India’s new Olympic sport. Meanwhile, the government’s busy polishing statues and planning temple inaugurations. Who needs safe streets when you’ve got shiny distractions? Priorities, people! 🙄Farmers’ Suicides: The Silent Soundtrack of “Viksit Bharat”Our farmers—the so-called backbone of India—are snapping under debt, drought, and despair. Thousands take their lives every year, but don’t worry, the solution’s simple: ignore them until they’re too dead to protest. Modi ji’s probably too busy globe-trotting, perfecting his hug diplomacy, to notice the fields turning into graveyards. “Bharat Mata Ki Jai,” indeed—more like “Bharat Mata Ko Bye.” 🌾💀Civic Sense: RIP, Buried Next to Common SenseSpitting paan on roads, honking like it’s a mating call, dumping trash wherever—India’s civic sense is as alive as secularism in 2025. But why bother cleaning up when you’ve got cow vigilantes policing your diet? Forget Swachh Bharat; we’re too busy ensuring no one sneaks a beef burger past the saffron patrol. Cleanliness is overrated when you’ve got “cultural purity” to protect. 🐮🚨India: 75 Years Backwards and CountingIt’s 2025, but India’s rocking a 1950s vibe—economically, socially, and mentally. Sure, the GDP’s “growing” (wink wink, creative math), but so are poverty, joblessness, and inequality. Roads are crumbling, schools are a joke, but hey, we’ve got a fancy new Parliament building to flex on Instagram. Progress? Nah, we’re just slapping lipstick on a regressing pig. 🏚💄Religious Hatred: The Glue Holding “Unity in Diversity” TogetherNothing screams “India Shining” like a good old communal riot or a hate speech from a podium. Our leaders are maestros at stoking the flames—why unite when you can divide and conquer votes? Temples rise, mosques burn, and harmony’s just a buzzword for history books. The country’s on fire, but at least the election math checks out. 🔥🗳The Exit Ramp: Unfriend Me, BhaktsIf you’ve read this far and still think Modi’s the messiah, the right wing’s got it right, or religious hatred is “patriotism,” let’s make this easy: delete my contact. Hit unfriend, block, whatever—I’d rather vibe with a handful of sane souls than a horde of brainwashed cheerleaders. This is your official eviction notice from my life. Buh-bye! ✋🚪Stay tuned for Episode Two, where we’ll unpack how India’s turning into a surveillance state—spoiler: Big Brother’s got a saffron wardrobe upgrade. 📸🧡